Score: 3

"Compression Is a Beautiful Thing."

submission: Woop There It Is

date: October 8, 2004

It wasn't the worst I've ever seen, but I expected more, particularly with the load time required. It's unfortunate that you've decided all your critics are abusive rather than listening to their advice, but they happen to be right. You need to compress your sound files. Make your next movie a little longer...and perhaps more original. The headless stick figure thing has been done a million times, now. So, there's *my* "abusive" review. Have a nice day.

Score: 0

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submission: RIP Rodney

date: October 5, 2004

I have the utmost respect for Rodney Dangerfield, which is why he deserves a Flash animation into which actual effort and time were put. This was an old photo with a musical background. Rodney will be missed, but this movie will not.

Score: 10

"So true!"

submission: Tech-Support

date: September 21, 2004

Oh my word, we had an almost identical experience with "Smell" Computers, here. I only wish I had Foamy's attitude! Hilarious episode. *applause*

Score: 2

"But..."

submission: BlunderCats

date: September 14, 2004

All you did was animate their mouths over an audio spoof that was recorded by someone else a long time ago! Good choice of audio, but the animation was otherwise disappointing. :-\

Score: 4

"Is that... it?!"

submission: Ido Ido Ido(unfinished)

date: September 14, 2004

So, let me see if I'm seeing this correctly... does the movie end with a girl sitting on a bench looking dejected? That scene seems to take up most of the movie, actually, and I don't know about your girlfriend, but *I* don't understand the message. The graphics have a lot of potential. There just needs to be *more* to this music video than, y'know, Dejected-Looking Girl. (And I'm not an ass, thank you very much!)

Score: 5

"Great Concept, but Practice, Practice, Practice!"

submission: Angel of Death |>>Game<<|

date: September 10, 2004

The concept of this game is really good, and the interactivity is another of the more positive traits. The graphics, however, were a little lacking. I could tell you were going for the gritty, gothic look with the hand-drawn artwork, but the cheesier morsels of Flash animation (The Angel Of Death's mouth, for example) lean toward the possibility that you're afraid to learn a little Flash technique. Also: I noticed some problems with the Skip Intro button. I'm guessing you typed the text and made it a button symbol. That never works as the button instance will only be applied to the letters themselves...not to the spaces in between. Buttons like that are irritatingly difficult to use. Either add an invisible background in the button or add the link to the text via the Properties panel.

Other than those critiques, I say it's a worthy effort. Just keep working on it!

Score: 10

"Priceless!"

submission: Super Mario Reloaded

date: September 3, 2004

That was hilarious and generally well-done. I can't imagine how much work that must have required. Great work! I loved it!

Score: 6

"Looks great but falls a little flat."

submission: Blue or red pill??

date: September 2, 2004

The animation and artwork are fantastic... but I suggest working on the humor a little more. I can't tell if the joke is what happens to Neo, or if you're expressing your own disapproval of the character's choice, or if there's a wee bit of racism in there. I'd never assume... but...y'know... the punchline's not strong enough to clarify the point for me. Again, it looks great. Just needs a little help in the story department. (and, yes, I've seen The Matrix)

Score: 10

"Just... Wow."

submission: Spoilsbury Toast Boy

date: August 31, 2004

Your work - particularly this latest and the Salad Fingers series - is oddly beautiful. This one's strangely soothing and just the right amount of disturbing. I love your gloomy, desolate style. Create more like this one! I've seen most of your other 'toons, and your darker works are by far the best. Keep it up.